Thelemshop
Thelemshop
Uno Vibrator — front view
★★★★★4.7 from 1,800+ Reviews
·50K+ Unos in happy hands·5-intensity design for beginners

Uno Vibrator

Thoughtfully designed for first-timers and pleasure explorers. Dual-zone stimulation — gentle external + internal contact — in a soft, curved silicone form. 5 intensities, quiet motor, rechargeable. Perfect for solo sessions or partner play with a design that feels intuitive from the start.

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  • 🛡️30-Day Pleasure Guarantee
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  • 🔁12-Month warranty
  • 💫Beginner-friendly design
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30
30-Day Pleasure Guarantee
Love it or return it
12
12-Month Warranty
On every vibrator
📘 Included With Every Uno

The Thelemshop Pleasure Guide

A 60-day beginner-to-advanced companion with exercises, tips, and pacing advice — written with certified sex educators for all bodies.

Sara Tang
Sara Tang
Sexuality Coach
Maaike Steinebach
Maaike Steinebach
Relationship Therapist
Karen Bigman
Karen Bigman
Certified Menopause Coach
Hayley Hoffman
Hayley Hoffman
Wellness Educator
Angela Wright
Angela Wright
Color Psychologist
Annette Benedetti
Annette Benedetti
Sexologist & Educator
Dr. Tessa Commers
Dr. Tessa Commers
Pelvic Floor Specialist
Georgie Culley
Georgie Culley
Intimacy Coach

Real, judgment-free guidance. Works for solo or partner play. Inclusive of every body and identity.

Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone (FDA-registered, phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free). ABS plastic core. Lithium-ion rechargeable battery. Micro USB charging. Weight: 145g. Dimensions: 165 × 35 × 30 mm. Operating noise: under 50 dB. Water rating: IPX6 (splash-proof).

Independently tested for phthalates, heavy metals, and biocompatibility. CE marked, RoHS compliant. Hypoallergenic silicone safe for sensitive skin and pH-balanced internal use.

Charge fully before first use (about 60 minutes). Press the button once to power on — starts at intensity level 1. Press again to cycle through the 5 intensity levels. Hold for 2 seconds to switch between external and internal stimulation zones. Long-press to power off. Use water-based lubricant for best results.

Uno's gentle curve and intuitive 5-intensity design works beautifully for solo exploration. The dual-zone control also makes it fun for partner play — you can hand off control or explore together at your own pace.

Real stories from real Uno owners

Uno Vibrator

✨ Expert Approved ✨

Celebrating the voices
behind pleasure.

Sara Tang

The lemon clitoral vibrator is a high-quality, beginner-friendly choice. It's useful for those seeking responsive stimulation with intuitive, discreet controls.

Sara Tang

Sexuality Coach

Maaike Steinebach

Thelemshop's mission celebrates pleasure with shame-free exploration. The products are thoughtfully designed, research-backed, and genuinely fun.

Maaike Steinebach

Relationship Therapist

Karen Bigman

Pleasure is something you deserve. Everyone should feel confident exploring what feels good. Thelemshop makes that accessible and joyful.

Karen Bigman

Certified Menopause Coach

Hayley Hoffman

The lemon toys look adorable while delivering powerful, precise stimulation. Discreet, effective, and fun in every way.

Hayley Hoffman

Wellness Educator

Angela Wright

Thelemshop makes pleasure easy and accessible. These toys bring excellent sensation and work perfectly for couples or solo.

Angela Wright

Color Psychologist

Annette Benedetti

The lemon clitoral vibrator is discreet with 12 patterns and intensities, delivering longer, stronger orgasms. It's also whisper-quiet.

Annette Benedetti

Sexologist & Educator

Dr. Tessa Commers

The lemon vibrator is not a jackhammer—it's gentle, lightweight, and nobody needs to know you have it if you don't want them to.

Dr. Tessa Commers

Pelvic Floor Specialist

Georgie Culley

Small, quiet, and completely innocent-looking. Simple controls, no confusion, no mixed signals. Just delivers pure results.

Georgie Culley

Intimacy Coach

4.7
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15,000+
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700K+
lemon toys sold worldwide

Trusted by 700,000+

The numbers don't lie.
Neither does our community.

We're proud to have earned every review, every star, and every story shared — because pleasure deserves to be celebrated openly.

1M+

Orgasms Delivered

Verified pleasure moments logged by our community

4.7★

Average Rating

Across 15,000+ verified reviews on Trustpilot

700K

Lemon Toys Sold

Customers worldwide since Thelemshop launch

97%

Would Recommend

Of surveyed customers would buy again or refer a friend

Numbers compiled from internal sales data, verified Trustpilot reviews, and a 2025 survey of 4,200 owners.

Side-by-side

Better value than the luxury names.

We compared Uno against the leading premium vibrator on specs that matter. See how Thelemshop stacks up at half the price.

Better value than the luxury names.
Spec
Uno Vibrator
Thelemshop — Uno
Leading Premium Vibrator
Leading Luxury Brand
Intensities
Beginner more5Levels
10
Battery Life
Solid more90 minSession
120 min
Charge Time
Quick more60 minMicro USB
90 min
Noise Level
Quiet more48 dBWhisper
52 dB
Waterproof
Tested moreIPX6Splash-safe
IPX7
Silicone Grade
Certified moreMedicalFDA-Reg.
Medical
Warranty
Standard more12 mo
12 mo
Money-Back
Full more30 daysSatisfaction
14 days
Discreet Shipping
Always moreStandardAnonymous
$5 extra
Design Focus
Great moreBeginnersIntuitive
Advanced
Price
−50% more$65From
$129

What's inside Uno

Five sensations. One button.
Designed for your comfort.

We built Uno with beginners and pleasure explorers in mind. Each feature works together to make your first vibrator experience feel natural, safe, and satisfying. Here's what makes it special.

  • 01 / 08

    5 Intuitive Intensities

    One button, five levels. Start gentle or go straight to your favorite intensity. Simple to learn, easy to master, no app required.

  • 02

    Dual-Zone Stimulation

    Switch between external and internal pleasure zones with a single touch. Explore both sensations or focus on what feels best for you.

  • 03

    Whisper-Quiet Motor

    48 dB at full intensity — quieter than a normal conversation. Privacy you can count on, whether solo or in a shared space.

  • 04

    Splash-Proof Design

    IPX6 water-resistant construction for shower-safe play. Water-resistant doesn't mean waterproof, but it handles splashes easily.

  • 05

    90-Minute Battery

    Rechargeable via micro USB in about 60 minutes. Long enough for extended sessions, quick enough for daily charging.

  • 06

    Medical-Grade Silicone

    FDA-registered, non-porous, hypoallergenic. Phthalate-free, latex-free, BPA-free. Dermatologist-tested for sensitive skin.

  • 07

    Beginner-Friendly Shape

    Curved design fits naturally in your hand. Not too large, not too small — just right for exploring at your own pace.

  • 08

    Discreet Shipping

    Plain exterior box, no logos or identifying marks. Your privacy is our priority from checkout to your doorstep.

Every Uno is tested, inspected, and quality-checked before shipping to your door.

Premium Quality, Fair Price

Better value than high-end brands

Uno matches premium vibrators on material and performance — medical-grade silicone, quiet motor, rechargeable battery — at a fraction of the cost. Here's what comparable vibrators cost elsewhere.

Uno Vibrator

1 vibrator · 5 intensities · dual-zone play

$65/once
  • Premium beginner vibrator$129 USD
  • Luxury dual-zone vibrator$149 USD
  • High-end boutique brand$169 USD
  • Designer clitoral vibrator$189 USD
  • Travel pouch (comparable)$20 USD
  • Replacement charger cable$12 USD
  • Extended warranty (standard)$25 USD
  • Discreet shipping (industry fee)$5 USD

Your Savings

$85+

vs. comparable premium vibrators at lowest competitor price

Premium competitor$129+
Thelemshop — Uno Vibrator$65
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Uno Vibrator

Our approachable lemon clitoral vibrator with 5 intensities, whisper-quiet motor, medical-grade silicone, and 90-minute battery. Dual-zone stimulation for internal and external play. Splash-proof and rechargeable.

$65was $89

= $65 once, 12 months of warranty, 50,000+ happy customers.

  • 5 intensities, dual-zone control, one-button design
  • Whisper-quiet (under 50 dB) motor for privacy
  • IPX6 splash-proof for shower and bath play
  • 90-minute battery, 60-minute micro USB charge
  • Medical-grade silicone, body-safe, phthalate-free

Our Promise

Risk-Free

Love it, or get your money back.

30
Day Guarantee
Pleasure Guarantee

A full 30 days to try Thelemshop at home, risk-free. Don't love it? Full refund, no awkward questions.

365
Day Guarantee
Warranty

12 months of coverage on every device. Something wrong? We ship a replacement, no hoops.

FAQs

  • Very. Every Thelemshop order arrives in a plain exterior box with no brand markings, logos, or identifying information. Your invoice shows only your name — nothing on the outside gives away what's inside. You can add extra-discreet packaging at checkout for just $2.99.

  • We offer a 30-day Pleasure Guarantee. Try Uno at home — if it isn't for you, contact [email protected] within 30 days and we'll issue a full refund. Keep the vibrator, keep the pouch, no returns required for most orders.

  • Up to 90 minutes on a full charge, depending on intensity level. The Uno charges in about 60 minutes via the included micro USB cable. Battery is lithium-ion, rated for 500+ full charge cycles.

  • Yes — Uno runs at under 48 dB at full intensity, which is about the sound level of a quiet library. Privacy-conscious customers love it for shared living spaces, travel, and peace of mind.

  • Absolutely. Uno is made from FDA-registered medical-grade silicone — phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic. It's also non-porous, making it easy to clean and safe for long-term daily use.

  • Uno is IPX6 splash-proof, meaning it handles shower splashes beautifully. It's not fully submersible like higher-rated vibrators, so keep it out of standing water, but showers and splashes are totally fine.